inuis:

fantomeheart:

The only acceptable birthday cake

so when you blow out that candle you’ll be killing that charmander happy birthday u sick fuk
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3 weeks ago
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#supernatural

folk-punk:

dentist: *shoots you* you’re bleeding b/c you dont floss

3 weeks ago
563,340 notes

#true shit

Trying to stay awake in a boring class

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3 weeks ago
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#true shit

3 weeks ago
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3 weeks ago
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3 weeks ago
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If 10% of M&Ms are poisoned, shouldn't the question be how they got that way?

imminentdeathsyndrome:

There’s a newly founded blog where anyone can submit news articles of men being violent towards women. What I’ve found most useful on Tumblr is the ability to see archives. Currently there are 185 posts on their blog and I’m wondering how many of these stories are…

3 weeks ago
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Reblog if today is not your birthday.

themockingjayd12:

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Merry Unbirthday, to you all!

Happy Unbirthday dear Tumblr nation

1 month ago
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bloodbending:

bloodbending:

i hope i reincarnate into an anime character

AND LIVE

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1 month ago
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#about me

-surprise:

-surprise:

me trying to reach goals in my life

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and when i reach them

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(Source: legalwifi)

1 month ago
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#true shit

1 month ago
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#reference

209,319 plays

vanterror:

karbabestrider:

crystalmikii:

tovesorceress89:

raining—-roses:

darkpancakelord:

deckster:

REBLOG: go to your blog and click the egg to see what hatches

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I got Sonic the Hedgehog.

Sonic the fucking Hedgehog.


Maybe I cracked the egg too fast.

I got Isabelle from animal crossing :o

I got Rogue Titan gettin’ krunk. I was not disappointed.

OH MY GOD I GOD EREN IN TITAN FORM TWERKING

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aHHHHH THIS IS WHAT I GOT IM sO HAPPY

(Source: blackpowwer)

2 months ago
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